What I’d Cook for My Teacher
If I cooked hot lunch for my teacher I would start out with
rattlesnake stew.
Then I’d serve her a centipede salad and a tall glass
of milk mixed with glue
Next, a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich for
dessert, an a-chooberry pie.
When my teacher finds out what she’s
eaten I hope the old bat doesn’t die.
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